Bitch

  • Me: Is that a remote...for your laptop.
  • Jenn: Yeah...
  • Me: Why don't I have one?!
  • Jenn: Because mine's a HP!
  • Me: You're a bitch.
  • Jenn: You're a bitch!
  • Me: YOU'RE A BITCH!!
  • Jenn: YOU'RE A BIGGER BITCH!!!
  • Me: YOU'RE THE BIGGEST BITCH!!!!
  • Jenn: YOU'RE THE BIGGEST BITCH IN ALL OF TIME AND SPACE!!!!!
  • Me: Thank you!

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  • River Song: There are so many theories about us. Am I the woman who marries you? Or the woman who murders you?
  • The Doctor: I don’t want to marry you.
  • River Song: I don’t want to murder you.

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rhamphotheca:

Three juvenile Northern Saw-whet Owls (Aegolius acadicus) in Fossil, Oregon, USA
(photo: Kathy and Sam)

rhamphotheca:

Three juvenile Northern Saw-whet Owls (Aegolius acadicus) in Fossil, Oregon, USA

(photo: Kathy and Sam)

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dravenkyle said: Who is your favey fave Doctor Who character?

River Song, cause you never know what that woman is thinking!!

tumblrbot said: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Drinking pool water on vacation. Nasty stuff

This is Pete. My awesome doggie

This is Pete. My awesome doggie

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